Love is in the air... or was.

It all began with a harmless night out with the boys. But, as boys will be boys, there was a bit too much fun, too many short women, and a too much alcohol involved. It was a train wreck waiting to happen.

On his way home, Cupid got off his flight path and ended up trying to violate one of Newton's Laws — the one that states two objects can't occupy the same space at the same time.

"I don't know what happened," Cupid told the officer as the EMT crew administered first aid after he crashed into the Board of Trade Building in downtown Kansas City. "I was heading for Russell Stover headquarters to pick up a few boxes of dark chocolates, when the building just seemed to come out of nowhere. The next thing I knew, I had crashed."

After the EMT's got him stabilized, he was rushed to St. Luke's Hospital and put in ICU for a short duration. Two cracked ribs and a few facial lacerations was the extent of the damage. However, he was charged with FUI (flying under the influence) and released on probation to remain in the hospital until the damage repairs itself.

Cupid is expected to be released from the hospital this weekend and will return to his home in Nirvana to get ready for the Valentine's Day holiday in a few months. In a follow up interview, Cupid said he was seriously considering suing Al Gore for inventing skyscrapers.