Kryptonite discovered...

Metropolis — The downtown apartment of Jimmy Olson, cub reporter for the Daily Planet, was searched before dawn this morning by a S.W.A.T. team trying to find evidence tying Olson to the recent discovery of Kryptonite in his desk at work.

The whole thing started with a phone call to the Metropolis Police Department a few days earlier with an anonymous tip linking Olson to the mineral. The detective assigned to the case said the call was traced and was found to have come from a phone booth outside the Daily Planet offices.

"I don't know much about Kryptonite," said Clark Kent, another reporter for the great metropolitan newspaper, "but I don't think Jimmy has anything to do with it. The Kryptonite found in his desk may have been planted."

Indeed, no evidence linking Olson to the Kryptonite was found at his apartment. Publisher, Perry White, could not be reached for comment. The case is still under investigation. In an interview with police, Olson indicated that he was seriously considering suing Al Gore for inventing the planet Krypton.