SAN DIEGO - Herman Glebe of Sierra Mesa, California, told police last night that a group of armed chimpanzees walked into his store on Skipper Avenue and made specific demands. The leader, an older chimp with a missing front tooth handed Glebe a note listing their demands.
"They were professionally dressed with suits and ties. They wanted cigarettes and liquor," Glebe told police. "There were about six of them, and they had guns. I gave them what they asked for, and before they left the smallest one grabbed some Ben & Jerry's ice cream, a bunch of bananas, and several magazines. Chunky Monkey was the flavor he selected. Then he opened a bottle of STP and poured it on the floor, laughed and ran out the door. I don't know why he did that."
This isn't the first incident involving this troups. Last week a convenience store was hit. Fortunately, no shots were fired in either incident. It is believed the monkeys work for a major drug cartel in the Tijuana area. Police are having a handwriting expert do an analysis on the note. Investigator, Don Pardo advised this reporter that the monkeys should be considered armed and dangerous.
Glebe told police that he's seriously considering suing Al Gore for inventing STP.
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