Well in Taiwan they do!Yummy, a toilet themed restaurant where you can eat a desert called “bloody poop” (strawberry sundae) and other disgustingly named foods.
I'm surprised they don't have little rolls of toilet paper by each seat instead of napkins. Now, that's the kind of restuarant you want to visit. Maybe once. And maybe not.
I wonder what other items they have on the menu? Can you think of any names for them? If you're the disgustingly creative type, leave a comment with your menu suggestions. We'll all love reading them.
In a follow up interview with the owner, Sum Yung Guy, he said that if the restaurent wasn't successful he was seriously considering suing Al Gore for inventing the toilet.
Sum Yung Guy? LOL
ReplyDeleteI'd like to go there. I'll have to ask my relatives next time I go to Taiwan. Is it in Taipei city?
Menu is as follows:
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Bleeding Liver = 32 oz. beer
Shaken Lettuce (from the slang term for a woman urinating) = 12 oz cocktail
When You Sway I Go Wee (from Dean Martin's Sway = kids drink
Squirt = baby drink
Piss Up A Storm = random mix of Coke Products
appetizers(or not)
Dingleberry Delight = black bean and corn wrappers
Snail Trailers = escargot
Cock-rot and a glue pot = chicken tenders with ranch dipping sauce
Blue Balls = chicken cordon blue in ball form - perfect for dipping!
entres:
Trouser trout = it's fish
Shit-on-a-stick = it's a kabob
Black Bass = well done steak cut to resemble a fish
Poo-Poo platter = it's chinese
Fudge Baby = veal with a chocolate sauce
Ring Stinger = our famous chili (don't take the name lightly)
Mexican Two-Step = chicken breast smothered in everything spicy you can imagine and cheese
side dishes:
Bum Soup = mixed veggies in a chicken broth
Air Biscuits = soft, homemade, buttermilk biscuits
Tossed Salad = no jam available
desserts:
Chocolate Iceberg = generous portion of chocolate cake weighed down and mostly mashed by a mound of chocolate ice cream
Poking Turtle Head = turtle truffles under a big scoop of ice cream
Back Teeth Float(your 'back teeth are floating' when you really need to pee) = 32 oz. root beer float
Slice of Hair Pie = crust as soft and gold as rapunzel's hair
All baked goods are made fresh in Dutch ovens!
Wow! Someone has put some thought into the menu. Good job.
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