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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Do You Eat on the Toilet?

Well in Taiwan they do!

Yummy, a toilet themed restaurant where you can eat a desert called “bloody poop” (strawberry sundae) and other disgustingly named foods.

I'm surprised they don't have little rolls of toilet paper by each seat instead of napkins. Now, that's the kind of restuarant you want to visit. Maybe once. And maybe not.

I wonder what other items they have on the menu? Can you think of any names for them? If you're the disgustingly creative type, leave a comment with your menu suggestions. We'll all love reading them.

In a follow up interview with the owner, Sum Yung Guy, he said that if the restaurent wasn't successful he was seriously considering suing Al Gore for inventing the toilet.

3 comments:

  1. Sum Yung Guy? LOL

    I'd like to go there. I'll have to ask my relatives next time I go to Taiwan. Is it in Taipei city?

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  2. Menu is as follows:
    drinks

    Bleeding Liver = 32 oz. beer
    Shaken Lettuce (from the slang term for a woman urinating) = 12 oz cocktail
    When You Sway I Go Wee (from Dean Martin's Sway = kids drink
    Squirt = baby drink
    Piss Up A Storm = random mix of Coke Products

    appetizers(or not)
    Dingleberry Delight = black bean and corn wrappers
    Snail Trailers = escargot
    Cock-rot and a glue pot = chicken tenders with ranch dipping sauce
    Blue Balls = chicken cordon blue in ball form - perfect for dipping!

    entres:
    Trouser trout = it's fish
    Shit-on-a-stick = it's a kabob
    Black Bass = well done steak cut to resemble a fish
    Poo-Poo platter = it's chinese
    Fudge Baby = veal with a chocolate sauce
    Ring Stinger = our famous chili (don't take the name lightly)
    Mexican Two-Step = chicken breast smothered in everything spicy you can imagine and cheese

    side dishes:
    Bum Soup = mixed veggies in a chicken broth
    Air Biscuits = soft, homemade, buttermilk biscuits
    Tossed Salad = no jam available

    desserts:
    Chocolate Iceberg = generous portion of chocolate cake weighed down and mostly mashed by a mound of chocolate ice cream
    Poking Turtle Head = turtle truffles under a big scoop of ice cream
    Back Teeth Float(your 'back teeth are floating' when you really need to pee) = 32 oz. root beer float
    Slice of Hair Pie = crust as soft and gold as rapunzel's hair


    All baked goods are made fresh in Dutch ovens!

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  3. Wow! Someone has put some thought into the menu. Good job.

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